braydaaan:

this is perfect

braydaaan:

this is perfect

(Source: twitter.com)

(Reblogged from thenerdydirty)

vivzie-pop:

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate

(Reblogged from that-girl-with-the-boots)
professorfangirl:

fastcompany:

Awwww. Dad Makes His Goth Girl Feel At Home In This Charming Home Improvement Ad
Watch>

It’s the “hi-yi-yippee-yippee-yay” at the end that really makes it.

professorfangirl:

fastcompany:

Awwww. Dad Makes His Goth Girl Feel At Home In This Charming Home Improvement Ad

Watch>

It’s the “hi-yi-yippee-yippee-yay” at the end that really makes it.

(Reblogged from mogronblahblah)

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

(Reblogged from wechard)
ryan + paternity
(Reblogged from raynrvaez)

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
(Reblogged from tinalikesbutts)

terrorechoes:

having the worst internet connection in your friend group

image

(Reblogged from roosterteeth-etc)

allthestarsonyourceiling:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

(Source: itsthethoughtofyou)

(Reblogged from too-gay-for-this-shit)

tonedbellyplease:

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

OH MY GOSH

(Reblogged from gryllingbears)

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

(Reblogged from wechard)